It appears that The Tiger, yes, the womanizing golf man, has been spotted running around. Well, he can run, but he can’t hide, and it appears that his three month disappearing act is about to come to an end.
Looks like Tiger is scheduled to emerge from his self imposed exile tomorrow, and publicly apologize for his incredible womanizing streak, philandering, whatever you want to call it. Following the mea culpa, it is expected that he will announce his return to golf.
Duh. Golf and women are about the only two things Tiger knows, with money a very close third of course. Question: what are the two thing that golf and women have in common? Ok, forget Tiger for the moment. The answer is money. Golf is expensive. So are women. But in Tiger’s case, he seems to be as comfortable with the expensive for-hire versions as he is with the freebie, you’re-lucky-to-be-hooked-up-with-tiger variant.
So, with Tiger evidently giving up on hoochie mamas, his attention will now turn to his pursuit of money. So many sponsors have bailed out on him, including the notorious Accenture pseudo-consulting, Bermuda-Tax-Haven-Based company, that he needs to get rolling now before more money opportunities are lost.
Let’s see what it is like when he first gets back on the green. And how many new Tiger/Golf/Cheater/Hooker jokes will we be hearing from the hecklers. Should be interesting.
